This one makes me laugh more than anything, but it's still a sad statement on something. From an article about high schoolers on Facebook:

“Our school is really interested in its image—they don’t want us to be given a bad name,” says Katie, a Visitation student. She says the school brought in a law-enforcement officer, who told students that “by having a Facebook profile we are jeopardizing our future husbands’ political careers.”

The article